Ulcergate: im about tired of crackers and bland food. I want some fuckin curry and thai.

I just heard some of the most disturbing news about some of the girls that work for me. Almost made me cry. Whats up with children today?

I just looked up the numbers. Kordell Stewart did the same thing in Pitt that Big Ben did. Lousy 3 quarters, great 4th quarters.

This dude on the train can calculate what day your birthday falls on if you give him the month, date, and year in like 10-15 seconds.